Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Grace Jones in the James Bond film A View to Kill, 1984
His arse is so beautiful that sometimes i have to stop myself from crying when I look at it.
"Hey can I see your phone real quick?"
“Yeah hold on”
if i was meryl streep i’d make sure every fucker on the planet knew i was meryl streep. i’d call up the pizza place like “hello, i’d like some pizza, for me, meryl streep. i am meryl streep. please deliver the pizza to meryl streep’s house, on meryl street. don’t take too long or i might fall a meryl sleep. thank you, from me, meryl streep.”
Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru
i’m in tears